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[20 Dec 2005|12:40am]

You still Gay.
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[12 Nov 2005|08:32pm]

You Gay.
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[08 Oct 2004|12:20pm]

[ mood | amused ]

This is from the tattoo community, tattoo_ink.
Sure, it's mean.
But I still laughed.


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[01 Oct 2004|07:05am]

"I know not everybody agreed with my decisions, but I made some tough decisions. And at least they know where I stand."

Bush!! Ooooh buuurrrnn!!!
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[22 Aug 2004|11:46am]

If I had a brain for every brain you didn't have, I'd have a dollar!
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[22 Aug 2004|11:06am]

I joined your lame community because you need someone cool like me to set an example. You're like a bunch of poor kids outside the candy store window watching the rich kids get what they want. You can see it, but you're not good enough to be it.

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[29 Jul 2004|11:36pm]

[ mood | lazy ]

Okay, yeah.. so it's not really my burn per-se, I was dying to post something in this community, so here it is nonetheless..

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saowin: Unhappy Works Should Take Prozac--Bush Campaigner. ..."Why don't they get new jobs if they're unhappy -- or go on Prozac?" said Susan Sheybani, an assistant to Bush campaign spokesman Terry Holt.

couldntstayfree: Terry Holt! Whoa! It all makes sense now!

saowin: OH! BUUUURN!
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Ra'io. [23 Jul 2004|07:00pm]

Where mah pie?
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BURN! [13 Jul 2004|04:48am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

i joined your community...OH, BUUUUUURN!!!

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-OH! BURN!- [11 Jul 2004|12:47am]

[ mood | impressed but irritated ]

Pyper just did the unthinkable...
Six burns in a row.
I must admit, she is good at it.

We were at Taco Bell because Pyper was hungry...as usual. I had ordered two tacos and Pyper was munching on some ice cream that she had bought from HEB. I stopped the car in the Taco Bell parking lot because Brittany is not skilled at driving whilst eating. Especially, when it comes to tacos. Hell, I'm not skilled at simply sitting and eating tacos.

The conversation went as such...

Me: ::is eating the taco:: Ooh! Fucking tomatoes...
Pyper: Damn, Brittany. Don't orgasm over it! BURN!
Me: ::starts coughing:: Shut up, Pyper.
Pyper: What? You're choking now? Taco blowjobs, eh? BURN!
Me: ::glares:: I just swallowed wrong. Shut up.
Pyper: Oh! Brittany swallows! BURN!
Me: Shut the hell up, man! ::glares::
Pyper: Uuuh...you've got a little sour cream on your face there. BURN!
Me: You're an idiot. ::finishes taco::
Pyper: Get a little beef in that taco? BURN!!!
Me: DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! ::is being disgusting and licking what's left off of her hands::
Pyper: Damn, Brittany...you get it all? Hope you enjoyed it! BURN!
Me: You're on a fuckin' roll, man.
Pyper: I know! ::stupid grin::

Sometimes, I just want to kill her.
She's a freakin' perv too.

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[11 Jul 2004|12:31am]

[ mood | cremative ]

First post, BITCH!

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